So, I have been getting all caught up in NaNoWriMo and while I love writing, I needed a little break from my novel.  I also decided to revive my blog for other non-NaNo appropriate writing.  So, I was really excited when I saw people talking about Chinz Curtain’s Euphoff contest on Twitter.  I thought I’d try my hand.  Short and sweet. 


I spread the blanket out over the grass. I didn’t want to get dirty down here in the mud. I lowered myself to the ground, feeling the coolness of the grass between me and the thin blanket. I let my hands slide downwards. They paused near the entrance of my love garden. The sweet fragrance wafted toward my nose. My fingers twitched in anticipation. Tentatively, I probed the entrance, feeling the sweet slickness. I picked up my tool – hard heavy steel – and inserted it into the soft fringes of my throbbing love tunnel and the world opened up to me. I slid it in and out, in and out. I moaned slightly, feeling the juices running over my fingers. I bucked, faster and faster and until I collapsed in a sweaty heap atop the blanket. I gave myself a moments rest, then picked up my things and walked a few feet. I repeated myself all afternoon until I heard footsteps come up behind me. I was exhausted, but elated.

“What are you doing, honey?” my husband asked.

“Oh, just pruning the rosebushes, dear.” I smiled, snipping off another dead rosebud.


2 Comments Add yours

  1. “I let my hands slide downwards. They paused near the my love garden.”

    This totally makes me want to throw my bad erotica trowel in the air. There’s nothing like a good bit of lady gardening, is there? 🙂

    Thank you so much for taking part in the EuphOff, Cherrie. And what a lightening-fast turnaround, too. I’m super-impressed!


    1. Cherrie says:

      Thank you. I just channeled all the really icky romance novels I read as a teenager.

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